Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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