Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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