But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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