so that wasnt chicken after all
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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