I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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