You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am available for nakedness
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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