i just wanna soil my oats bro
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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