I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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