the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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