My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
