she looked like the bat from fern gully.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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