If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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