Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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