Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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