Cold hands, warm shart.
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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