Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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