I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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