party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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