If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
