none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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