I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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