it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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