dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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