I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How drunk are you?
Completed.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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