U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
God I need to hump something, right now.
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