Dual....:-)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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