He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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