I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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