I molested 6 butterflies tonight
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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