Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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