My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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