She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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