gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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