You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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