Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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