It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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