Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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