Small penises have feelings too.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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