i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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