What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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