I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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