I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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