I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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