their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
we should paint friendship bongs
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