your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I deserve this hangover.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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