We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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