I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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