yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
