How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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