she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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